BD disscuses Common Cliches

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Cliche 1: Actions speak louder than words.

Now this is one of my favorite sayings because a real ass OG came up with this saying. I am talking about my man Abe Lincoln.

Now he did not exactly say this but what he said was: "What you do carries more weight than what you say." - Abe Lincy 1856

So over time it changed to this common cliche. I like this cliche because it is true.

Example. If you are at a Strip Club and you yell..."I am going to whip my dick out!" Nothing happens.

BUT, if you stay silent and actually whip your dick out shit goes crazy and you get kicked out.

So yeah, Abe was right.
 

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The grass is always greener on the other side.
 

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Next up:
The grass is always greener on the other side.
So the Grass is always Greener on the other side quote.

So this cliche makes sense because back in college I had this neighbor in an apartment complex that was pretty cool. We would drink and hang out and she always seemed so chill and relaxed.

Anyways, one night I drank 12 Rolling Rocks. That night I decided my bed sucked and thought; damn, I bet Sarah’s bed us comfortable as shit. So I went over, she wasn’t home. So I tried the bed. Anyways, campus police suck and kind of look like ninjas and the end all was cool.

What I am saying is, sometimes your lawn is just legit green, man. Be proud.


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Cliché 3: You are just Blowing Smoke Up my Ass

So NFLRA sent me an article in which it described how the above saying came to be. Allow me to give you the short hand version:

A lady goes swimming, this lady is overcome by the ocean and inhaled water thus beginning the on-set of drowning.
A group of men approach and in an instance of brilliance one of the men takes his currently lit pipe and inserts the mouthpiece into her no-no. He then blows on the bowl of the pipe sending smoldering ash inside her no-no. This awoke the woman and saved her life.

Thus when you see someone is trouble and you are doing nothing useful they might say, You are just Blowing Smoke Up my Ass, basically saying the smoke is useless I need the fire.


Here are my issues.
1. Did this event occur before CPR was invented?
2. Did he lean the pipe afterword or just smoke it even though he poked it?
3. What other ideas were spit-balled before they settle on the pipe idea? I know from experience whenever something crazy happens people just start throwing out ideas regardless of how nuts they may seem. I want to know what ideas got shot down before they said; "Yeah, mate. Let's go with the pipe in the bum idea."
4. Did every idea they had involve sticking something in her no-no?
 

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Cliche #5 (?)

“You Can Not Judge a Book By It’s Cover”

I think this is literally the stupidest saying of all time and I feel as if this will be quick and easy to dispute.

I present to you 2 book covers. I dare you to judge both.





I say you can judge a book by a cover because from what I have learned is that most of the time first impressions matter. In the case of me theoretically judging these 2 books by their covers I would say this:

1: I don’t like asshole things pissing all over everything and cats are little bitches, so that book sucks; and

2: that second book had mystery and intrigue and had the word CATCH in it and I have been following this whole Antonio Brown drama and he totally catches everything so that seems to make a lot of sense to me.

I think where I am going is that I really wish there were more kitten book covers.


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