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I think I finally eliminated all the fake players from those teams. I'll work on the finances, probably tomorrow. My arm hurts now.
Houston's fictional players are still there. Their ratings have been marginalized, but their salaries are on the books. The biggest salaries are Cashwell, Ritchie, Seidel, Hooks, Cheney. There are also Miami's players like Guerra, Pedrosa, and Slane that I'm not sure if they're meant to be deleted or if they were already that bad to begin with.
 

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Based on this map, the ideal destination for Bubbles is Boston.

 

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No team in Delaware, is there?
 

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And how does Maine have only 17 reported sightings and my home state has 296?

Where the hell are people seeing Samsquanch in Illinois? Is he in the damn corn fields?
 

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SP Jim Lahey


Mr. Lahey, a trade sends you to Washington. What message do you have?



Well, I am pretty sure that state decriminalized all drugs so you are about to see the Robocop version of me, bitches.


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Mr. Lahey, a trade sends you to Washington. What message do you have?



Well, I am pretty sure that state decriminalized all drugs so you are about to see the Robocop version of me, bitches.


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Due to a misunderstanding Mr. Lahey was informed that Oregon is the legal heroine state, not Washington.

The issue was easily resolved when agents explained that liquor goes on sale at 6am in Washington 7 days a week.




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Damn shame Detroit's blowing up. In all my test sims they won the division more often than the Orioles and I think had the most WS wins.
 

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Interested in acquiring another pick in this draft if anyone wants to move one
 

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I am awake. Playing with the dog, will pick when I get back
 

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I'll post this a few places:

I noticed a few of you didn't submit Non-DH lineups. I still need you guys to do that. We're not an all DH league yet.
 

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DH stands for Dick Hard
 
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